Danny: Can I help you with something?
Deeks: Just thinking about your hair. Is it bulletproof?
Danny: That’s good. I mean, you got, you got a haircut like my neighbor’s Schnauzer, and you’re talking to me about grooming.
Deeks: This— style by pillow.
Danny: Yeah. I don’t know what that means.
Deeks: It’s a lot less hair spray.
Danny: Ah. That’s good.
Deeks: Just warming you up for the A game.
Danny: The A game? All right. Yeah. Well, I’ll be careful; I don’t want you to hurt yourself.
NCIS Los Angeles & Hawaii Five-0, 3.21 - Touch of Death
Kensi: Relationship gone sour?
Nate: It’s been known to happen. Of course, you have to be in a relationship first.
Kensi: Was that aimed at me?
Nate: Oh, I’m just busting your… chops. Chops. You know how we’re like partners. You know?
Kensi: You’re not my partner.
Nate: Right.
Kensi: Don’t make me get the muzzle.
Nate: Cool.
Kensi: [trying to handcuff a suspect] Nate, a little help?
Vic: [struggling against Kensi] Let me go!
Kensi: Yeah, we don’t usually cuff the suspect’s feet.
Nate: Right.
[Nate gets hit on the nose]
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